Super-funny word play!!!

These sound so FUNNY!! Q&A-----

Q-What is chess and who gets to start first?

A-"Shareholders were to be started on the white chess and chess, followed by black fruit in the rotation-queue to find a winner."

Q-Ummm OK, Describe chess then. What should a chess player do to win?

A-"He not only need to know the name of the whole chess, but chess should memorize the whole movement. This is because every two chess has its own measures."

Q-Aha right...so give me examples of how chess pieces move?

A-"As the horse ( knight ) to move in the form of L while the Camall ( rook ) moves in a horizontal or longitudinal extent required, but not on a diagonal, "

Q-Tell me the secret of your success. How do you manage to find time to practice chess?

A-"If other family likes to spend time watching the movie or just relax on the weekends, the family is otherwise me. Day weekend is the family joined a chess competition."

Q-COOL..tell me how does chess help you.

A-"Not complete my life without chess. Love to play chess because it teaches us to be constantly aware of and understand the playing styles of opponents. At the same time, it determines the minds of thinking skills in solving problems. Method (think) that actually helped me in Mathematics which requires us to find ways to work to get the right answer, about special chess."

Q-Thank you for your time sir. Please say no more...